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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What does pompano fish taste like?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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share office space ...
Then came..
Is a light therapy mask a good investment?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do some children hate their parents?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
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